{"fact":" A cat only has the ability to move their jaw up and down, not side to side like a human can.","length":93}
{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats are usually lefties. Studies indicate that their left paw is typically their dominant paw.","length":110}
{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.","length":88}
{"fact":"A group of cats is called a clowder.","length":36}
{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
{"fact":"The smallest pedigreed cat is a Singapura, which can weigh just 4 lbs (1.8 kg), or about five large cans of cat food. The largest pedigreed cats are Maine Coon cats, which can weigh 25 lbs (11.3 kg), or nearly twice as much as an average cat weighs.","length":249}
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