{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
{"fact":"Cats should not be fed tuna exclusively, as it lacks taurine, an essential nutrient required for good feline health. Make sure you have the proper Pet supplies to keep your cat happy and healthy.","length":196}
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{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.","length":106}
{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
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