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{"type":"standard","title":"Connecticut's 4th congressional district","displaytitle":"Connecticut's 4th congressional district","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5161435","titles":{"canonical":"Connecticut's_4th_congressional_district","normalized":"Connecticut's 4th congressional district","display":"Connecticut's 4th congressional district"},"pageid":8560566,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ed/Connecticut%27s_4th_congressional_district_%28since_2023%29.svg/330px-Connecticut%27s_4th_congressional_district_%28since_2023%29.svg.png","width":320,"height":248},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ed/Connecticut%27s_4th_congressional_district_%28since_2023%29.svg/1161px-Connecticut%27s_4th_congressional_district_%28since_2023%29.svg.png","width":1161,"height":900},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1290307518","tid":"84b30a64-305a-11f0-a0c0-110be8f9039c","timestamp":"2025-05-14T00:29:38Z","description":"U.S. House district for Connecticut","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":41.19694444,"lon":-73.38861111},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Connecticut's_4th_congressional_district","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Connecticut's_4th_congressional_district?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Connecticut's_4th_congressional_district?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Connecticut's_4th_congressional_district"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Connecticut's_4th_congressional_district","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Connecticut's_4th_congressional_district","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Connecticut's_4th_congressional_district?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Connecticut's_4th_congressional_district"}},"extract":"Connecticut's 4th congressional district is a congressional district in the U.S. state of Connecticut. Located in the panhandle, the district is largely suburban and extends from Bridgeport, the largest city in the state, to Greenwich – an area largely coextensive with the Connecticut side of the New York metropolitan area. The district also extends inland, toward Danbury and toward the Lower Naugatuck Valley.","extract_html":"
Connecticut's 4th congressional district is a congressional district in the U.S. state of Connecticut. Located in the panhandle, the district is largely suburban and extends from Bridgeport, the largest city in the state, to Greenwich – an area largely coextensive with the Connecticut side of the New York metropolitan area. The district also extends inland, toward Danbury and toward the Lower Naugatuck Valley.
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