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\"Hash Pipe\" is a song by American rock band Weezer. Released in 2001, it was the first single off the band's third album Weezer, and the only one of the Summer Songs of 2000 songs to make it onto the album, although \"Dope Nose\" and \"Slob\" were released on Maladroit.
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