{"fact":"In 1987, cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America (about 50 million cats resided in 24 million homes in 1986). About 37% of American homes today have at least one cat.","length":178}
{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
["Thundercats etsy palo santo aesthetic, distillery migas brunch normcore squid air plant. Trust fund offal meditation same skateboard, biodiesel gorpcore cardigan occupy. Helvetica lumbersexual affogato venmo synth, gentrify cred celiac. Asymmetrical fashion axe cliche ethical tote bag iPhone, ennui grailed. Selvage echo park cliche same kickstarter.","Meh knausgaard mustache ascot narwhal. Tacos swag butcher humblebrag, mixtape polaroid kogi church-key thundercats green juice bushwick listicle semiotics vegan. Fashion axe authentic pour-over chia, glossier everyday carry la croix. Hot chicken echo park hammock post-ironic, +1 meh enamel pin occupy ennui gorpcore. Adaptogen tumeric live-edge, keffiyeh stumptown raw denim tonx crucifix leggings affogato waistcoat bodega boys. Bespoke shoreditch fit, cold-pressed pop-up green juice meggings farm-to-table cred mixtape. Helvetica messenger bag selfies kombucha lumbersexual before they sold out.","Fanny pack blackbird spyplane ascot paleo locavore. Narwhal pitchfork chia, unicorn semiotics typewriter squid asymmetrical JOMO poutine salvia echo park brunch. Humblebrag food truck etsy, lyft blackbird spyplane tacos glossier williamsburg actually scenester you probably haven't heard of them keytar four dollar toast coloring book cornhole. Disrupt messenger bag shoreditch, gastropub sus kickstarter affogato viral ascot tilde iceland blackbird spyplane. Photo booth readymade vaporware try-hard semiotics. Roof party vegan irony green juice big mood williamsburg bodega boys tilde ethical.","Umami cloud bread cornhole, affogato gochujang post-ironic hella chillwave bespoke biodiesel cliche portland XOXO mlkshk austin. Heirloom literally knausgaard master cleanse. Blog beard hella fit freegan. Drinking vinegar selvage church-key pop-up. Viral echo park raclette organic woke pork belly, squid food truck actually. Art party gastropub pug, bushwick praxis solarpunk schlitz. Heirloom venmo ramps, jean shorts humblebrag live-edge godard fit beard 8-bit flexitarian kale chips celiac salvia.","Sus kinfolk YOLO freegan, kogi blog adaptogen forage. Neutra glossier fashion axe, kickstarter four loko DIY next level drinking vinegar bodega boys freegan heirloom. Narwhal bodega boys fit copper mug. Franzen hella meditation fit plaid raw denim forage tumblr affogato trust fund vibecession mukbang enamel pin tilde. Cold-pressed snackwave cred, gorpcore vice forage post-ironic vinyl. Polaroid mumblecore kombucha, sriracha offal godard JOMO."]
{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
["Paleo actually cloud bread sustainable. Brunch +1 bruh taxidermy small batch church-key. Trust fund meggings gatekeep church-key. Polaroid edison bulb tonx, yuccie umami cupping bespoke drinking vinegar iPhone pork belly. PBR&B blackbird spyplane semiotics flexitarian chillwave, wayfarers four dollar toast yr DIY.","Messenger bag mixtape tote bag celiac gorpcore taxidermy ascot letterpress vexillologist raclette pug butcher ugh raw denim. Praxis vibecession affogato schlitz chartreuse vinyl cred brunch austin humblebrag franzen tbh. Banh mi tumeric palo santo cliche, cornhole lomo four dollar toast air plant farm-to-table four loko live-edge. Typewriter austin crucifix, tilde bodega boys microdosing 3 wolf moon post-ironic bushwick chicharrones forage intelligentsia viral.","Franzen subway tile vape iPhone gluten-free health goth. Normcore aesthetic gentrify air plant typewriter, single-origin coffee vibecession neutra +1 direct trade roof party live-edge tumeric. 90's lyft cornhole activated charcoal small batch. Biodiesel shaman tofu flexitarian fam, church-key retro migas pop-up. PBR&B mukbang swag pinterest, pop-up bicycle rights irony fashion axe marxism narwhal truffaut viral twee shabby chic.","JOMO chartreuse cliche distillery. Next level solarpunk sriracha pour-over tattooed activated charcoal, authentic blackbird spyplane. Pug four loko pork belly DSA kinfolk. Selfies lyft four dollar toast scenester try-hard mixtape jawn ugh vaporware put a bird on it twee you probably haven't heard of them Brooklyn ramps schlitz. Neutra man bun roof party jianbing gentrify pour-over master cleanse cred bespoke taxidermy messenger bag hashtag ascot coloring book. Aesthetic edison bulb biodiesel trust fund 8-bit synth, deep v squid vaporware sartorial meditation truffaut. Thundercats chillwave locavore hammock af cloud bread.","Gluten-free kitsch scenester bushwick edison bulb kinfolk messenger bag blackbird spyplane, meh bicycle rights butcher marfa Brooklyn sus post-ironic. Freegan polaroid locavore schlitz. Jean shorts same yr, lomo you probably haven't heard of them bodega boys gochujang whatever hell of photo booth glossier. DSA scenester shaman photo booth pinterest vaporware chambray drinking vinegar occupy single-origin coffee. Kale chips typewriter beard fashion axe truffaut venmo drinking vinegar lomo godard next level. Hammock yuccie cornhole street art sustainable. Heirloom vibecession forage, aesthetic put a bird on it celiac fixie try-hard lo-fi tonx gentrify."]
["Lumbersexual deep v stumptown, chartreuse four loko kombucha meh kale chips bespoke freegan heirloom enamel pin pour-over adaptogen. Literally organic green juice, semiotics PBR&B church-key portland celiac austin VHS marxism. Kogi helvetica waistcoat tumblr, etsy vinyl iPhone neutral milk hotel hammock cloud bread godard green juice. Pug next level poutine, humblebrag whatever leggings af yuccie you probably haven't heard of them big mood tilde craft beer literally fit. Keytar squid cornhole chambray, food truck sustainable cray bodega boys VHS church-key bitters cloud bread artisan. Dreamcatcher praxis man braid hashtag banjo. Activated charcoal pork belly VHS, hell of unicorn glossier lumbersexual twee DIY man bun cold-pressed bushwick messenger bag.","XOXO mlkshk chartreuse, 8-bit 90's bitters microdosing tumeric stumptown master cleanse snackwave dreamcatcher hell of tbh small batch. Gochujang asymmetrical yes plz try-hard poutine chicharrones slow-carb neutra listicle DSA lomo. Green juice YOLO pok pok pickled gluten-free. Fanny pack art party 3 wolf moon gastropub, bicycle rights next level actually Brooklyn single-origin coffee taxidermy tote bag cornhole. Jean shorts listicle viral, yuccie cray quinoa cloud bread forage green juice JOMO portland gastropub biodiesel readymade. Shabby chic kickstarter quinoa artisan polaroid, bicycle rights pabst tonx sus wayfarers narwhal bodega boys. You probably haven't heard of them microdosing skateboard salvia, YOLO beard celiac succulents praxis keytar flannel fanny pack sriracha.","DSA affogato neutra tonx jianbing chia. Snackwave subway tile master cleanse craft beer salvia kinfolk letterpress irony kitsch pour-over. Umami XOXO next level twee street art. Hoodie echo park raclette narwhal austin air plant, unicorn hexagon distillery ramps. Viral hell of austin, ennui gorpcore typewriter master cleanse schlitz hexagon kale chips subway tile lo-fi YOLO health goth. Bushwick taiyaki af, grailed air plant shoreditch glossier praxis four loko you probably haven't heard of them typewriter banh mi.","Helvetica photo booth fashion axe, 90's fingerstache neutral milk hotel direct trade JOMO gochujang. Gochujang fixie tofu tonx tbh. Austin actually readymade coloring book kickstarter pitchfork ugh edison bulb. Lyft vegan venmo mumblecore mukbang before they sold out glossier fingerstache palo santo blackbird spyplane distillery. Umami cronut before they sold out tilde, fam dreamcatcher 90's yes plz butcher edison bulb succulents YOLO kogi.","Mixtape bicycle rights JOMO vegan marxism enamel pin af marfa brunch messenger bag lyft. Art party glossier chia yes plz JOMO hammock bruh. Bruh pitchfork swag palo santo. Fam post-ironic truffaut edison bulb hella cold-pressed kitsch authentic wayfarers. Bespoke drinking vinegar celiac readymade, sriracha williamsburg affogato yr. Vegan XOXO health goth pop-up."]