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{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
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Juice Newton is an American pop and country singer, songwriter, and musician. Newton has received five Grammy Award nominations in the Pop and Country Best Female Vocalist categories – winning once in 1983 – as well as an ACM Award for Top New Female Artist and two consecutive Billboard Female Album Artist of the Year awards. Newton's other awards include a People's Choice Award for \"Best Female Vocalist\" and the Australian Music Media's \"Number One International Country Artist\".
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